unenergetic:

I want to have a marriage like this holy shit

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echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

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Welcome To Britain..

Where our current Monarch is a Bond Girl..  image

And our future Monarchs are wizards…

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Enjoy your stay.

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the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

(Source: eviehartley)

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g33kgasm:

I’m loving that actresses are speaking out more, to idiotic sexist questions.

Actors should start doing the same.

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if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
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itsmetaylormarie:

larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

Then continue sitting that way because who the fuck cares

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taylorswiftisawinchester:

most-awkward-moments:

so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me

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were you at my house because this looks like my dog and that looks like a chair in my house 

(Source: durncriss)

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